some jokes just 2 entertain myself

warning:if u r not racist, dun read on.

question:wad do u call a chinese lady dressed nicely walking around in a carpark?
ans:looking 4 her car

question:wad do u call a eurasian lady dressed nicely walking around in a carpark?
ans:looking 4 a fwen

question:wad do u call a malay lady in sunglasses & a tudong walking around in a carpark?
ans:carpark attendant(WHAHAHAHA!)

question:wad do u call a black on a bicycle?
ans:thief(WHAHAHAHA!)

question:wad do u call a mutt on a bicycle?
ans:rich(WHAHAHAHA!)

question:wad do u call a mutt in a bmw?
ans:chauffeur(WHAHAHAHA!)

question:wad do u call a lady wif 2 children & no husband?
ans:mina(WHAHAHAHA!)

question:wad do u call a man wif a bleedin fist?
ans:abusive father(WHAHAHAHA!)

question:how do u confuse a mutt?
ans:put him in a circular room n ask him 2 relak 1 corner(WHAHAHAHA!)

tt's all folks!

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guess who is bored n tired... wad's new...

sherry's comments is blocked by nyp... sickening... hahaha... sherry ur comments sux. lolx. eric used 2b mei lian's sec sch mate. jing jing used 2b hadi's sec sch mate. small world huh sg? lolx...

i just wanna slp now! put my dear in front of me n i'll choose slp over him. cus i knoe he would wan me 2 hahaha. so i'll slp on him. hahaha.

n i nv found my bf 4rm wholivesnearyou, just 2 set de record str. hahaha.

i wanna slp. dun wanna do lab. such an unfruitful day(cus de term is closing soon!!!)

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boo! daphne is bored in c++ class... as usual... we r finishin our syllabus 2dae! yeah~

it's alr week 12 n i'm so dead... hopefully can pass tis sem cus it seems quite easy(but i'm lazy). i'm tinking tt even if i make it or wad, i wldnt go iap/fyp yet. hahaha. dun wish 2!!! i knoe no hope 4 overseas le. hur hur.

it's super quiet in de lab... duno y no 1 is talking... we seem sleepy i guess... was playin de daily jigsaw... my ranking 4rm 117 dropped 2 356!!! nah beh CB!!!

tmdx i styl cant create new folder... they locked my y drive!!! #(&@$*&@#!%$%... tink i'm gonna play more jigsaws... lolx...

missing my dear now... haiz... my sweet thing doesnt call me when i'm not @ cap sq... esp in sch... hehehe... happy 2 hear ur voice even if it's only a hello ^_^

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it's styl de same shit different toilet. lolx.

JR looked like sherry after she went sun tanning. so red. hur hur. n y was shuxian not talkin 2 her boss? cus she dun get de pocky? hahaha.

lecture was noisy as usual. great 2 have been back. i missed de girls! n sleepy eric. n red faced JR. n uncle GT. n uncle daniel! hahaha.

10s daniel 4 all tt u've done 4 me. u talk so loud even pei heard. n alicia keys rock! give me a missed call on my hp n u'll knoe y. hahaha.

great job ashok n huma 4 de cap square sales. sooo cool!!! wow... i'm super impressed. n jealous. n ivy should shuddup le!!! whahaha. not working nite @ cap sq cus of jay. so it's all guys tis week. jay cannot lose out hor? wow... i tink abt it oso i too lan. mons is my day actually! hur hur... but nvm, i guess madam has found de rite person 2 work nite. whahaha.

omg! i just realised i missed america's next top model! fuck man!!! arugh... shitty... started 2dae huh? damn it! i tink daphne khoo's cute btw. hahaha. no not 4 de name sake. olinda's oso nice. n david is hot. whahaha. n maia. wow. rock chic! whahaha.

daphne pakiam here is super slow. but @ least she knoes who won de apprentice. but her fav is AR5. wow. colin n christine!!!

i had a nice day in sch. n de best days is thurs. yeah. love thurs. although de days i see my bf is de best. whahaha. dear, a sweet big hug 4 u!!! *HUGGIE*

10s 4 de wonder, de glamour, de satisfaction, de kindness, de tots, de appreciation. ur good points can nv go not noticed. it's de food tt makes me tick. it's ur heart tt makes me beat. n it's ur awesome-ness tt makes me stumble.

it's not always rainbows & butterflies
it's compromise, it moves us along
my heart is full & my door's always open
u can come anytime you want

sleep! tt's all i wan now!